1. MTV is catered to people with a serious case of ADD, this is why I have a monster headache this morning.
2. Due to his wooden presenting skillz, I’m thinking Michael Phelps may bomb on SNL.
3. On the contrary, Taylor Swift did a bang-up job reporting from the carpet. Watch your back Vanessa Minnillo.
4. Britney behaved herself, well done.
5. Enough with Lauren Conrad, is she seriously the cornerstone of the network?
6. Christina Aguilera is still exciting to watch and her new, 80s-tinged, Missing Persons-esque single is hot.
7. Paris Hilton’s days as a superstar as numbered and so are LiLo’s—there was almost no cutting to Lohan sitting in her seat throughout the show.
8. I have a guilty pleasure and it is spelled P-A-R-A-M-O-R-E!
9. When presenting, Ashlee and Pete were actually kinda cute.
10. I loved seeing Russell Brand rip on the promise-ring set and consequently, hearing Jordin Sparks get huffy.
Missed the action? Watch a 2-minute video recap below—it’s all in there.
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of Madonna. Britney, Christina, and Gwen—they’re all disciples. They crave her creativity and her career longevity. For instance, in the past 3 months over 20,000* Madonna items have be sold on eBay—now that’s staying power! Now, Miss Miley Cyrus, Hannah Montana herself, is in on the act. Literally. A
