Instead of wading through the tabs and the blogs I am here to give you your weekly gossip, in digestible, bite-size pieces. Hope you have a big appetite ’cause there’s a lot of juicy goodness to go ’round!
Angelina announced she is definitely pregnant with twins: 2 more children with impossibly good-looking genes are slated to enter the universe. What gives?
American Idol is down to 2: Let the “War of the David’s” commence.
The first plus-sized model wins America’s Next Top Model: It’s about time!
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heat up in Miami and hook up in NYC: Apparently Jen’s “Body is (John’s) Wonderland“.
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo split: Who will she take to Ashlee’s weekend this wedding?
Madonna and Janet both announce tours: The dueling divas rise again. Mariah, get in the mix!
The Hills Season 3 Finale: Lauren cries, Audrina’s eyes attempt to focus, Heidi “works” at her fake job, and Whitney asks questions—some things never change. I will still watch Season 4.
Wii Fit is slated for release next week: Because video game junkies need to learn that the food groups do not consist of “Buffalo wings, potato chips and jalapeño poppers.” Speaking of the Wii Fit, it’s gonna be huge and it’s gonna sell out—however, you can find it on eBay …naturally!
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14th! A few movies on the docket that pique my curiosity are: 
