Instead of wading through the tabs and the blogs I am here to give you your weekly gossip, in digestible, bite-size pieces. Hope you have a big appetite ’cause there’s a lot of juicy goodness to go ’round!

Angelina announced she is definitely pregnant with twins: 2 more children with impossibly good-looking genes are slated to enter the universe. What gives?
American Idol is down to 2: Let the “War of the David’s” commence.
The first plus-sized model wins America’s Next Top Model: It’s about time!
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer heat up in Miami and hook up in NYC: Apparently Jen’s “Body is (John’s) Wonderland“.
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo split: Who will she take to Ashlee’s weekend this wedding?
Madonna and Janet both announce tours: The dueling divas rise again. Mariah, get in the mix!
The Hills Season 3 Finale: Lauren cries, Audrina’s eyes attempt to focus, Heidi “works” at her fake job, and Whitney asks questions—some things never change. I will still watch Season 4.
Wii Fit is slated for release next week: Because video game junkies need to learn that the food groups do not consist of “Buffalo wings, potato chips and jalapeño poppers.” Speaking of the Wii Fit, it’s gonna be huge and it’s gonna sell out—however, you can find it on eBay …naturally!

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It’s no secret that Hollywood loves to remake old films. However, nowadays it seems like every ancient television program is also being resurrected. Each season, a crop of new shows make their debut and consequently get cancelled—faster than a flip of a remote control. Truly, it’s no wonder execs are reverting back to the classics. Outlets are reporting that Fraggle Rock, The Electric Company, and Beverly Hills 90210 are all getting makeovers and will be ready for their reveal at some point next year. The Electric Co. and 90210 will be on the small screen while Fraggle is set to be a full-blown motion picture musical. Question is, will these properties maintain their 80s sensibility, and perhaps more importantly, their signature large coifs (example #2)?

*PS: Here’s an exclusive pic of the new “90210″
*PPS: still feeling nostalgic? Get your fix on eBay: Fraggles, Bev, and Electric Co.

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The upcoming show on E! entitled “Living Lohan” is proof that anyone can have a reality show. The upcoming reality series features notorious “momager” Dina Lohan and her other children that are not Lindsay*, Ali and Dakota, as they navigate the waters of fame. From the looks of this preview, Lohan comes across as the [...]

The international jet set are revving their engines—the Cannes Film Festival kicks off this Wednesday, May 14th! A few movies on the docket that pique my curiosity are: CHE directed by Steven Soderbergh, SYNECDOCHE, NEW YORK directed by Charlie Kaufman, and THE EXCHANGE directed by Clint Eastwood. So who’s on tap to provide the [...]